Nickels Brilliant

A blonde wanted to hunt a rabbit, so she hid behind a tree and imitated the voice of a carrot!

A blonde found a pierced nickel so she went to the welder and welded it for a dime! Knowing that her also blonde cousin told her that she was st*pid and finding another pierced nickel, her cousin took he to the same welder and asked him "for how much would you weld this nickel?" "For a dime" was his answer. "No! That's too much" the cousin said. "Then for a nickel" the welder answered. The cousin then said "Yeah! That's fair enough; weld it and take it!"

A blonde went to the market and found apricots displayed. She said "Oh my God! All this great amount of boiled eggs' yolk?!"

A brilliant blonde told her friend "Didn't you know? I fooled the operator!" "How?" asked her friend.The blonde answered "Well, I paid for an hour's call, but I talked for only 5 minutes!!!"

Well, I hope all blondes would forgive me because I really love'em very much! Sorry! But people must laugh! Cheers!!!